God watches us on cable TV.
He’s like, “What the fuck?”
Sometimes He watches football but
He steadfastly refuses to cheer for Notre Dame
or impact the outcome in any manner.
He watches The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Atlanta and
He dislikes them all equally.
He loves The Price is Right.
He’s embarrassed when He watches The Bachelor
just like the rest of us.
God channel surfs.
He watches Aleppo on CNN and
wonders to Himself about free will.
He turns to ESPN,
watches in awe as LeBron and Stephen Curry light it up.
He prefers pop culture over high art.
He hates country music.
He feels bad about Prince.
He hopes Oasis get back together but
so far has been unwilling to intervene.
God watches Animal Planet, Hoarders and movies on HBO.
He likes Justin Timberlake, Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock.
God hates almost all of the Christmas specials
except the Charlie Brown one,
kinda.
God yawns, turns His TV off
with His universal remote,
goes into the kitchen
to make a snack.
-Copyright Tim D.
I still have hope for you honey that one day, you will grow up, mature and finally develop a sense of humor.
Still love you. Daddy IS watching.
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I love God day-in-the-lifes. It reminds me that, even though the Good Book says we are made in his image, he is really made in ours.
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